(Source: taniaurrutia, via wtfjade)
The apocalypse under your bed does not apologize for the mess in the morning. That's what your conscience is for.

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
HON HON HON #CACKLESWILDLY
(via tearitar)
We’ll see how sweet they are, the fruits of your labors. You do not free the cities as you believe, but rather damn them. And in the end, you’ll have only yourself to blame. You, who speak of good intentions.
(via tearitar)
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
(Source: piglii, via aishaneko)
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